[Opening Easter eggs with a kindergartener. We are taking turns guessing what’s inside the eggs.]
Me: I think this one has…candy!
Kid: I think it’s a…potato!
Me: …You think it’s a…potato?
Kid: I hope it’s right!!
[Opening Easter eggs with a kindergartener. We are taking turns guessing what’s inside the eggs.]
Me: I think this one has…candy!
Kid: I think it’s a…potato!
Me: …You think it’s a…potato?
Kid: I hope it’s right!!
Kid: When I grow up, I’m going to be a missionary and I’m going to go to Florida.
Kid (talking at the speed of light): Oh shoot. I just said, ‘oh shoot,’ not the other one. The other one is worse, it’s like, ‘oh shhh-‘
Me: You don’t have to say it.
Kid: I just said the first sound, like ‘shhh-‘
[Conducting a speech and language evaluation for a toddler, barely 2 years old. Asking her parents yes/no questions for an evaluation questionnaire.]
Me: Does she follow directions with different kinds of functional action words, like jump, throw, or run?
Parents: She knows drop it–
[Me: thinking that means to drop an object that she is holding in her hand]
Parents: –like Drop it Like it’s Hot. Sweetie, drop it! Drop it! Drop it, honey!
[Toddler bends over]