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How small do you think he is?

[Coloring with a 5-year-old boy. He has a 3-year-old brother. I need a black crayon and can only find one that is 1 inch long. I start coloring with it.] 

Boy: Auntie, how small is that crayon?

Me: [shows him] 

Boy: Whoa! It’s even smaller than my brother!

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EVERYthing?

(Sunday school lesson about Jesus’ betrayal. Throughout the following exchange, Kid 2 is sitting criss-cross applesauce, with his head down to the ground.)

Kid 1: Is Judas a girl?

Teacher: No, Judas is a boy.

Kid 1: Then why is he kissing Jesus?

(Kid 2 puts his head up)

Kid 2: (whispers) I kiss everything… (puts his head back down)

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