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I mean, it is a quarter of a century

6 y/o girl: How old are you?

Me: 25.

6 y/o girl: Really? That’s old.

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EVERYthing?

(Sunday school lesson about Jesus’ betrayal. Throughout the following exchange, Kid 2 is sitting criss-cross applesauce, with his head down to the ground.)

Kid 1: Is Judas a girl?

Teacher: No, Judas is a boy.

Kid 1: Then why is he kissing Jesus?

(Kid 2 puts his head up)

Kid 2: (whispers) I kiss everything… (puts his head back down)

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