I love it when parents tell me exactly what I want to hear

[Me already up close and personal with my toddler client]

His Dad: Just so you know, he’s on medication for pink eye, so you know…wash your hands. …He’s not contagious though!

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“And one for you” would have sufficed

[Standing with my dad at a funeral. My mom went off to find a bathroom. A man who is giving flower seeds to all the guests approaches us.] 

Man: [handing one to my dad] Here are flower seeds for you, sir.

Dad: Thank you.

Man: [handing one to me] And one for your wife.

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