(Sunday school lesson about Jesus’ betrayal. Throughout the following exchange, Kid 2 is sitting criss-cross applesauce, with his head down to the ground.)
Kid 1: Is Judas a girl?
Teacher: No, Judas is a boy.
Kid 1: Then why is he kissing Jesus?
(Kid 2 puts his head up)
Kid 2: (whispers) I kiss everything… (puts his head back down)